1. Part of the reason I have trouble sleeping at night is that my roommate @narp89’s snoring sounds like a disgruntled hog readying to stampede into battle.

     
     
  2. A pitcher of margaritas to celebrate @sarac88 visiting us for the first time #thingswhitepeopledo

     
  3. At first I was like “What flavor is ‘currently chilling?’” #711 #slurpee

     
  4. @_amandalynn_ @sarac88 LOOK. WE HAVE VISITORS!

     
  5. It looks gross, but, at super delish, like your mom! #lunch #jambajuice #gardenmedley

     
  6. Ok, NOW, I’m ready for the day. It is definitely a mission to get ready. #ladiesweflawless #timetorunerrands #gayboy #instagay

     
  7. I’ve never tried an oil cleanser before. This #garnier oil cleanser was only about $6 which is the cheapest oil cleanser I’ve seen on the market. Welp, let’s try this thing out. #healthandbeauty

     
  8. #onlyatwalmart #onlyinamerica

     
  9. Cooking fail. #itsfrosting #haha

     
  10. Oh #grindr. You never fail me.